"jjhats" (ssaxman)
08/29/2016 at 22:11 • Filed to: None
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"jjhats" (ssaxman)
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jjhats
> jjhats
08/29/2016 at 22:13 |
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I can't for the life of me decide where this came from or what purpose it was meant to serve. The details and models are too specific to not be produced/endorsed by triumph.
Scary__goongala!
> jjhats
08/29/2016 at 22:19 |
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Haha boobs
Sorry I am a child
whoarder is tellurium
> Scary__goongala!
08/29/2016 at 22:25 |
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Urambo Tauro
> jjhats
08/29/2016 at 22:35 |
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Try
“umf”
-Harold
boredalways
> jjhats
08/29/2016 at 22:36 |
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TRIUMPH!
Your boy, BJR
> jjhats
08/29/2016 at 23:02 |
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Did someone go back to the ‘60s and make a porn parody of They Live 30 years before it came out?
Spridget
> jjhats
08/29/2016 at 23:11 |
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Wait . . . what? I’m imagining this conversation at Triumph HQ:
“By golly Harold old chum, we’ve got to do something to appeal to tbe Yanks.”
“I say Reginald, let’s market our small car as a sports car, since we have a sports-car makers reputation.”
“But wait my good man, how are we to change this cars stoic demeanor?”
(long pause)
“Bloody hell man, I’ve got it! Do you know what’s cool?”
“What, man?!? What?!?”
“Drugs, you utter bellend! Drugs! But instead of drugs, we’ll do magic sunglasses, because the Yanks aren’t hip with the happy grass.”
“But how do these glasses sell cars?”
“By turning anything boring, even our Herald, into something cool. Pencils to pens, houses to Soho pads and all that. We’ll have a normal woman sit in rhe car into a scantily clad model through the glasses!”
“Well by Queen Victoria’s jolly old arse (God rest her soul), you’ve got it Harry my boy! Just one change: instead of a scantily clad women, we have her naked!”
“Damn good, old chum. Now, lets send a telegram to the Yanks about this utter nonsense and get on with out work.”
(the two executives spend the rest of the day snorting crack and listening to The Kinks.)
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Your boy, BJR
08/30/2016 at 17:06 |
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I don’t know but that shit would be the best most pointless use of a time machine ever.
Echo51
> jjhats
08/30/2016 at 17:12 |
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The most fun you can have with your clothes on! Now even better with your clothes off!
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Your boy, BJR
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/30/2016 at 17:13 |
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Definitely the most specific use.
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Your boy, BJR
08/30/2016 at 17:15 |
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“I’ve got to set things right - I’ve got to make sure that They Live gets a porno!... but big hair is OUT” Well, I mean, mad scientists are by definition crazy.
NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
> Spridget
08/31/2016 at 02:42 |
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This is well-crafted Oppo.